JOKES!
**Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional please press any key, it doesnt really matter.
** How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.
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***How many Windows support staff does it take to change a light bulb? Well, we have an exact copy of your bulb here, and it works fine. Did you check your CONFIG.SYS?
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